A Naked Stranger Who Lost His Goats

[Mouse]

*the mouse snickered over the incident and spread the news like usual*

11:45:06) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to .....-=Kingpin=-.....| Se
*waits some and then knocks again, coughing politely* THUDTHUD-COUGH-THUD*

(11:48:34)
.....-=Kingpin=-.....

| Seth Matthews |
| Council Member |
| Harmony's Brother | Daven's Father |
| Shadowthorn, CS |

~Steps into Storyteller Mode says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:The Guards standing at attention at His Excellency's door had jerked their lamberts in front You crossing them together and pushing You back, Asking who You were and how You got into the upstairs part of the Castle without being announced, The one on Your right grabbing Your arm and starting to escort You to the dungeon figuring the King after He'd stated last night to not disturb Him laid in His bed trying to sleep but heard the commotion outside and got up as He opened up His Chamber doors, Growling outloud: What is going on here?

(11:53:38) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to .....-=Kingpin=-.....| Se
Weasily escapes the grasp of the guard and taking another quick step forward to stand right berofre you. Bowing, he speaks. "Good morning, Milord! I am Sinold Bragasson, Importer of the finest Iceland ponies and Iceland mud for the ladies. Word has reached me that you have lady troubles so....*produces a tiny iceland pony with pink tail and mane, which carries two little barrels* Here, for your lady, a pony with two barrels of excellent iceland mud! Makes her skin tingle and glow .....*takes another step closer to you* ....and it will make your skin irresistable for her! Wanna buy? *smiles at you and the guards*

(12:00:09) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to .....-=Kingpin=-.....| Se*produces a piece of vulcanic stone knife and shows it to one guard.*
Look, isn't it nice? Authentic Icelandian, with magical powers to
cut through anything! Wanna buy? Only 3 gold pieces!

(12:02:04)
.....-=Kingpin=-.....

| Seth Matthews |
| Council Member |
| Harmony's Brother | Daven's Father |
| Shadowthorn, CS |

~In personal Chambers says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:Standing at His door of His Chambers He thought the Man was nuts offering Him something to buy here of all places. Upstairs at the door of His Chambers and shook His head: I don't think so Sir and I don't have Women troubles either, Or not to My knowledge but You just bought Yourself a trip to My dungeon for the night and the next time I speak to You, It will be downstairs when I'm giving audience :Things might have been different but watching the big Man jerk away from His Guards didn't sit well with Him, Knowing Damien was around and close: My Arch Mage will escort You there for the night Sir and I'd like to remind You that there are wards over any magics here in the Castle or the Surrounding grounds. Cute pink tail and mane pony You have there. I'll make sure the Guards downstairs gives it plenty of hay



(12:10:06)
-=Devil's Disciple=-

-= Damien =-
| Shadowthorn ArchMage |
Shadowthorn, CS

~Walking the Corridors of the Castle says to ALL~
: Damien was aways around, the moment there was an upset in the atmosphere he was there, lurking in the shadows as he watched the Stranger at the King's chamber door, he arched a brow listening as his cloaked figure steps out of the shadows. His features shadowed by his hood, muttering, he bowed to the King. A string of words would be heard then after straightening up, in a deep annoyed voice as the stranger then felt unseen arms, wrapping around him, a firm secure hold leaving him unable to move. It would be when the King said the word the man would be taken and locked up:

(12:11:12) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to .....-=Kingpin=-.....| Se
*rubs his chin, cocking his head and thinks* Lemme think for a moment, good Sir .............................................a cute goat with a byb blue tail and horns comes gallopping and skidding to a halt before your majestic appearance* I am sure we can solve this in another place than the duingeons, good Sir! Tell you this - one barrel of extra fine mud for free, PLUS the goat and some choco covered stockfish! For that I will spend the night in the stables and make you a 1 A breakfast with eggs, bacon and goat cheese, red balls and cucumbers. What do ya say? *smiles at you again, while the goat nibbles on a guards tunic*

(12:12:35) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to -=Devil's Disciple=--= Da
*feels himself wrapped* Uhmmmm, excuse me?



(12:15:55) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to -=Devil's Disciple=--= Da
*tries to wiggle* HMPF!!!!



(12:17:44)
.....-=Kingpin=-.....

| Seth Matthews |
| Council Member |
| Harmony's Brother | Daven's Father |
| Shadowthorn, CS |

~In personal Chambers says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:Even though the Man kept on trying to sell and watched the goat trying to chew on one of the Guard's tunic it had to be stuck out of His armored suit as He stood there and watched Damien coming in from behind to wrap His arms around You and start dragging You off, Then spoke up to Damien: Escort Him back downstairs to the gates. I'll send a missive to His Queen to remind Her She needs to send this Viking to etiquette schooling :Grins over the thoughts: Take Him away! :Knowing that would do more harm then let Him sit in His dungeon, Keeping Him from having to feed the overgrown Warrior: Good Evening Sir :Turning halfway as He shut the door leaving You to deal with Damien so He could possibly get some rest:

(12:20:59)
-=Devil's Disciple=-

-= Damien =-
| Shadowthorn ArchMage |
Shadowthorn, CS

~Walking the Corridors of the Castle says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
((And Seth)) : Damien smirked darkly only waited for orders given saying nothing in reguards to the man who apparently got himself lost and found himself in the wrong place which was standing outside of the King's sleeping quarters, a big mistake. The Guards he knew would have to be whipped into shape if this one seemed to manage to slip by them so carelessly. The hold on the man remained keeping it's firm hold on him, Damien standing but inches from the man, as the man wiggles to get free the hold grows more firm but not enough to hurt him enough to let him know he meant business, with the word of the King Damien nodded his head once: As you wish Majesty amien reguarded the King. Dragging the Stranger back and within a moment both vanished after a string of words chanted, Damien appearing with the man outside beyond the Gates, his animals being hauled out by the guards and Damien let him go, a shove perhaps but light enough to knock him off his feet:

(12:21:50) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to .....-=Kingpin=-.....| Se
Sinny now begins to panic. "Oh Gods NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, no letter to Edfeil! She'll quarter me, she can be so brutal! Good Sir.....you'll get a herd of ponies for FREEEEEE!" tries to kick what holds him back* You....YOOOOUUUUUUU, lemme and my goat and ponies and stuff go!

(12:23:52) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to -=Devil's Disciple=--= Da
*picks himself off his butt again and looks grumpy* They don#t know quality ponies when they hit them in the face! HMPF!

(12:23:53)
Bhí grá amháin agus gan ach

Jasmyn Black
|Mother of Tatl | Tael|Drew|
Shadow Mage
Shadowthorn, CS
~In personal Chambers says to ALL~
shakes her head softly and sighs and grumbles softly sitting up some moveing and shaking her head as she starts to get up off the floor she was way to tired last night and just died moving and getting up as she then changes and walks out of her room still a little sleepy this was way to eary for her chewing on her lower lip as she chuckles some and moves down the hall hearing a ruckes she looks up and stops blinking before she knew it a soft giggle leaves her lips watching the going on and shaking her head

(12:24:52)
.....-=Kingpin=-.....

| Seth Matthews |
| Council Member |
| Harmony's Brother | Daven's Father |
| Shadowthorn, CS |

~In personal Chambers says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:Hearing the Viking Warrior yelling all the way down the long corridor He grinned knowing the Queen Edfeil and Her ways, Getting back into bed to sleep, Ignoring anything else that might distract Him from sleep as He closed His eyes to rest again, But not before He had fixed Himself a drink and good strong one too:

(12:26:46) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More : PPPFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRT! If they ever need Iceland ponies or choco stockfish, they have to BEG for them! SO THERE! Sinny looks around for his lady friend, who is nowhere to be seen. Sadly he sits down in the meadow and grumbles

(12:27:27)
-=Devil's Disciple=-

-= Damien =-
| Shadowthorn ArchMage |
Shadowthorn, CS

~At the Castle Gates with Guards at their Posts says to ALL~
: Damien spoke not a word to the man, his arms folded firmly across his chest. He waited, but only a moment to let the man get out what he said. A grin formed, turning to walk back towards the Gates and inside the Guards informed not to allow the man back inside. He moved off then and disappeared until he was needed once again:

(12:28:52) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More : *looks back to castle gate, moarfully, .... starts sinnging a loud mournful heroic ballad of disgruntlement*

(12:30:42)
.....-=Kingpin=-.....

| Seth Matthews |
| Council Member |
| Harmony's Brother | Daven's Father |
| Shadowthorn, CS |

~Steps into Storyteller Mode says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:The Guards watched You through the gates after Damien had set out the rules for You then laughed at each other over Your song and deep voice, Shaking their heads and turning to walk away from the gates:

(12:30:49)
Bhí grá amháin agus gan ach

Jasmyn Black
|Mother of Tatl | Tael|Drew|
Shadow Mage
Shadowthorn, CS
~At the Castle Gates with Guards at their Posts says to ALL~
the giggles keep sliping from her lips before she knew what was going on she was laughing moving as quickly as she could she runs down the hall way and reaches the stairs sliding down the banister before jumping off half way grumbling things took longer when she did not have her magic to use running out of the castle and shakes her head more laughing harder delight dancing with in her jade eyes Sinny is just what she needed and maybe some choco goats milk...yes that sounded delightful..looking up at the gaurds they open the gate for her as she walks though and looks for her darling friend


(12:32:26) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More : *whispers to his goat* Come, Berny, ram that gtae, it's fun, I tell ya! *the goats seems to understand and starts running against the gate, one of the guards not being fast enought and gets the horns in his butt

(12:33:17)
Bhí grá amháin agus gan ach

Jasmyn Black
|Mother of Tatl | Tael|Drew|
Shadow Mage
Shadowthorn, CS
~In an undisclosed Location says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
her hands on her hips and shaking her head softly-Sinny...what in the world did You do this time- and groans watching Your Ram

(12:34:50) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to Bhí grá amháin agus gan a
Sees you and gets up, brushing himself off and bowing. "Oh, sweet lady, I'm just ... I just thought of douing a bit of business with your king and he became grumpy and send me on my arse....oh, watch out that goat!" Berny is rushing past you, the guard on his horns, the man yelling*

(12:37:17)
Bhí grá amháin agus gan ach

Jasmyn Black
|Mother of Tatl | Tael|Drew|
Shadow Mage
Shadowthorn, CS
~In an undisclosed Location says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
shaking her head softly-Oh Sinny-sighs and walks over to You watching the goat and laughs a little more-poor poor guard...i know what those feel like-makes a little face before she moves over to You and looks up-and what ...whwere You trying to sell the King-

(12:38:41)
-=Devil's Disciple=-

-= Damien =-
| Shadowthorn ArchMage |
Shadowthorn, CS

~At the Castle Gates with Guards at their Posts says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
: Damien heard the song, the ramming of the Gates, the Guards well out of reach of the horn. But he was still there watching. He growled a menacing sound coming from him, he steps out to where the man was in his view, A spell spoken, the man would watch his animals all vanish out of sight, along with every thread of clothing leaving him to stand with the Lady completely naked, and if he should find any clothing to wear they'd fall off him without as if material loathed the man and wanted as far away from him as possible. Calling out once it was all done: Good Day Sir and so you know your Queen will learn as to why you return home without clothing. amien chuckled and turned to walk in further into the courtyard:


(12:40:55) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to Bhí grá amháin agus gan a
I was just trying to sell some ponies and goats and stockfish and....*notices he is nekkid, smiles....until he notices his animals are gone* WHGERE ARE MY PONIES AND GOATS??


(12:43:31) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More : Gets himself a branch and holds it before himself.....stomping his foot. "I woN#t go until my ponies and goats return. And if I'll have to wait till Ragnarok!

(12:43:51)
Bhí grá amháin agus gan ach

Jasmyn Black
|Mother of Tatl | Tael|Drew|
Shadow Mage
Shadowthorn, CS
~In an undisclosed Location says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
her cheeks grow bright red as she turns and places her hands one her hips calling out to Damien-You are not a very nice person-shaking her head looking up at the sky coughing-wow this is defently a morning to be up-coughing-ummm....Sinny my darling friend...y..Your Naked You know this right-she peeks around-I do not know where the little furry friends went-

(12:44:56)
-=Devil's Disciple=-

-= Damien =-
| Shadowthorn ArchMage |
Shadowthorn, CS

~At the Castle Gates with Guards at their Posts says to BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies~
:Another spell was casted from where he was upon the High Wall. The man alone would see it raining goats, ponies, and snakes for an added effect. But before they hit the ground they vanished nor can they be touched:


(12:45:40) BRGAGSSON IMPEX. - Ponies, Mud & More
says to Bhí grá amháin agus gan a
Sighs ....I'd give you some choco milk but my possessions have been repossessed! But I shalll remain and linger.....*goes to crouch behind a bush in front of the castle until he'll have his anmilas back

[Mouse]

*mousey had seen what happened in the castle at shadowthorn and when the King had wrote out the missive to the Queen Edfeil and gave it rolled up binding with a blue ribbon mousey just had to take the trip with Sir Knight Torin Macauley makin the trip with him in his pocket as she watched him give the missive to the Queen's seamstress...Miss Althea... passing it on for her Queen to read*

The knight heading back for shadowthorn while mousey ran and jumped upon one of his leather strings tied to his swordbelt*

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:That same morning He had sat down and wrote out a missive to Queen Edfeil. Never had He met the lovely Queen before but He'd heard stories of Her keeping Her people in line, Having heard after the goat had hit the steel gates with His horns and His right hand Arch Mage had given Him something to think about, Even taking His prize possessions and His clothing, He couldn't help but sit down and write Her Majesty a small note:


Your Grace of Windstorm,

I met Your Viking Warrior Sinold Braggassen outside of the My Chamber doors the other morning, Bright and early while He tried to sell Me a pink mane and tail pony, Some goats and some mud for My Lady. Even mentioned something about My personal life, Saying He had heard I was having Women troubles. At first I was going to send Him to the dungeon for thinking He had lost His mind, But instead I ended up having Him escorted to Our gates. It was then I learned He had one of His goats to ram against Our steel gates and for mistreating the animal, My Arch Mage has taken away His privledges of even owning them any longer, Much less why He will be naked when He stands before You over the spell that had been casted upon Him. It is My concern that this particular Warrior be schooled in etiquettesy, Learning some manners when He travels around to other Kingdoms. I look for the day We may one day meet

Seth Matthews,
King of Shadowthorn

[Sinold Bragasson]

Sinold Bragasson of Windstorm, prime importer of prime Iceland ponies, goats and mud, sat behind the bush in front of the gates of Shadowthorn Keep.

Previously, his sales attempts at the Keep, trying to convince the King that women trouble were best cured with miracle Iceland Mud - attempts that any good norse merchant would repeat and approve of - had turned into desaster.

His goats and poenies were gone, his mud, too. But worst of all - his clothes had disappeared! Not that Sinold minded, but his lady friend at the castle was blushing like a glorious sunset, giggling and being somewhat dismayed.

And if Edfeil would see him like this ....well, she could learn a thing or two but Sinold rather suspected that she'd not be amused.

Gladly, the lady of the Keep had given him his clothes and animals back, eventually. However .....

He now had blue skin and black hair, looking like something she refered to as a "smurf"!

That wouldn't do! Not at all! he would remain here until he had his usual complexion back, and after all, he had come here to make some sales!

One or the other, he would have!

[Avid Reader]

Seriously Sinold,

Is that the best you can do??

[Sinold Bragasson]

Uhm, what are you looking for then?

BTW - spell has been suspended by King, I have my clothes and animals back, and some beautifully painted toe nails!

End of story!