Post by Repsol on Jul 10, 2007 22:42:55 GMT -5
There was once a young Lady from LeedsWho swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than an Hour her arse was a flower
and her chest was all covered in weeds.
The Boy stood on the burning deck
Picking his nose like mad,
Rolling them into little balls
and flicking them at his dad. ;D
Lad says to his nan, 'Have you seen my pills they are marked LSD' nan replies 'Sod your pills have you seen the Dragons in my Kitchen'
Alas poor fred is dead and fear he breath no more for what he drank for H2o was H2so4
A man was arrested by police today for throwing petrol over people, when asked what he was doing he said about 15 to the gallon.
A woman was making breakfast when her hubby walks in she grabs him and says 'quick make mad passionate love to me now'
the hubby was shocked but started to take his clothes off 'why the rush he asks' she replied 'the egg timers broke'
