Post by Sinold Bragasson on Sept 12, 2004 14:02:02 GMT -5
I saw this song posted in the room by someone called
Heru Anvar l Nenharma, Royal Ambassador of Caernaforn Castle. I think this is too good to be lost!
A dragon has come to our village today
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly?
Gulp them down on the spot?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench s out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
No more will our nuber ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
DRAGONS REPLY
Now, I am a dragon
Please listen to me For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree
This ecology needs my and I know my place
But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.
Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is ever so poor despite all my wealth
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
But my favorite snack mixed with peril is fraught
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
Well, I'm really quite kind almost all through the year
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me
As it happens our interests are ful at managing game
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time.
Now, the number of babies a woman can bear Has limits
That's why my prunings done there
And an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch
I'm careful to eat only virgins for lunch!
Heru Anvar l Nenharma, Royal Ambassador of Caernaforn Castle. I think this is too good to be lost!
A dragon has come to our village today
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away
Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly?
Gulp them down on the spot?
Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried
But no one can get through your thick scaly hide
We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by
'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.
Now you have such good taste in your women for sure,
They always are pretty, they always are pure
But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,
For your favorite entree is barbecued wench s out so neat,
If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat
No more will our nuber ever grow small,
We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!
DRAGONS REPLY
Now, I am a dragon
Please listen to me For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree
This ecology needs my and I know my place
But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race.
Well, I came to this village to better my health
Which is ever so poor despite all my wealth
But I get no assistance and no sympathy,
Just impertinent questioning shouted at me
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not
But my favorite snack mixed with peril is fraught
For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot
Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not.
Well, I'm really quite kind almost all through the year
Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear
But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree
And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me
As it happens our interests are ful at managing game
If I ate just your men, would your excess decline?
Of course not, the rest would just make better time.
Now, the number of babies a woman can bear Has limits
That's why my prunings done there
And an orphan's a sad sight and so when I munch
I'm careful to eat only virgins for lunch!
Thankyou for sharing Sinny....indeed... we would have missed it. 